baby i’m yours by arctic monkeys (15% faster)

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nakedbutter:

couches-bummer:

Couches - I Wanted To Be Sleeping

I smoked weed in my parents basement because I was feeling lonely
I couldn’t talk to my family about my self destructive issues
so I snorted powdered pills until my nose was stuffed and sore
and wondered if my friends even liked me or just couldn’t stand for being bored

what’s happening

I stole nyquil from grocery stores because I wanted to be sleeping
and almost choked to death on vomit in my bathroom back in richmond
I feel guilty like I’m drowning in my mother’s constant struggling
I can’t look a family photos without feeling burned and ugly

what’s happening

wh ydont you kill me this is perfect

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crabcakes:

Forever and Ever

Ezra Koenig saying “what’s up nerds” while wearing khakis

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demoriel:

Novacane | Frank Ocean

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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

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latenightjimmy:

Evolution of Mom Dancing (with Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama)

In honor of the First Lady’s “Let’s Move” campaign, Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama present the “Evolution of Mom Dancing.”

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